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Sunday 2 September 2012

Stages of walking the dog at the beach

1.    Should probably just wear jandals. Sun's shining. Hate sand in my shoes.
2.    Might just roll the bottom of my jeans up. Just in case.
3.    Plan - wait for the water to go out, run in, throw stick for dog, run out before water comes back.
4.    Need to learn to run faster. Wet feet. Bugger.
5.    Erp!  Tis cold!!
6.    Try that again.
7.    Fail. 
8.    Might take my jandals off. Wet jandals and sandy feet is not ideal.
9.    Crap.  Bottom of my jeans is wet.  Will roll them up a bit further.
10.   Probably should've rolled them up to my knees.
11.   OK.  Well, just so long as my arse doesn't get wet.
12.   Bollocks.
13.   Ah, well.  In for a penny.
14.   There are three people standing there with cameras pointed at the girl walking her dog arse-deep in the sea.
15.   Possibly because I'm still wearing my winter coat.
16.   Oops.
17.   Shite!  Cellphone!!
18.   I love living at the beach.
19.   Although not entirely sure how I'm going to get these jeans off when I get home.