The photos ...

Seriously, you cannot imagine how those treats stink (like my pink bench?).

Jack (unsuccessfully) using the force to will the treats off the bench. You can just see Jess to the right.

And, in case you didn't believe me the other day about the dog hairs - the pasty pink background is actually my leg, and that black line is one of Jack's dog hairs firmly lodged under my skin.

Aaannnd, in case you didn'y believe that, here's a pic of me pulling the hair out.