The husband has lost a piece of paper

Which normally wouldn't be an issue. I'd raise my eyebrows at him and we'd both move on. Most things can be reproduced in one way, shape or form.

Unfortunately, the piece of paper in question this time is small, but important. Equally unfortunately, there's a good chance that it's somewhere in the depths of my ... errr ... filing system.

Very unfortunately, there is more than one box that looks like this.

Bollocks.

If I get to the bottom of those boxes and it turns up in his work locker, I'll kill him.