Something profound

If you have just lifted the lino off the kitchen floor, with the purpose in mind of sanding and polishing the native timber underneath, but said floor is still entirely covered in whatever extremely adhesive adhesive whoever laid said lino used in the first place, pre-sanding, do NOT stand in one spot in your bare feet. Do not stand in one spot to look in the fridge. Do not stand in one spot to turn the kettle on. Most certainly do not stand in one spot organising the fifty five million various things you want to pack in your handbag to take to work (which are never going to fit anyway) because when you come to move you won't be able to. You'll be stuck to the floor. Good and proper.