It's about yay high ... slightly battered looking ...??
No?
Poos.
I dealt with the last of my pre-orientation tests today, so, in preparation for what's to come, I'm feeling a bit sorry for myself tonight, and trying not to dwell on the thought of exactly how many people are likely to be acquainted with my bits before this is over (today's tests were obviously bits-related, but since I have boy readers, I'll spare you all). What I'm endeavouring to focus on is a level of comfort in the precautions that are taken before the IVF cycle, and that these are intended to ensure the highest possible chance of success.
I'm also focusing quite intently on a packet of Shrewsberrys because, on a scale of 1 to 10, thems gooooood comfort food.
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It's probably with mine. Trust me...by the end of it you'll probably find the whole NZ Army, Navy and probably the Air Force could pass through while you have your legs jacked up spread in the air and you won't care. (sorry boy readers).
Oh and probably the Territorials can take a squizz too and you won't care.
Just say bye bye to your dignity AND modesty now. A quick goodbye hurts less.
yup, i'm with gen . . . the whole dam fammed salvation army band could be in the room playing christmas carols (to keep with the earlier post's theme), and you won't give a toot. when those babies (we are expecting to see triplets remember) come screaming out, you are so not going to care about anything else. ever. well, for a few years anyway.
Triplets ......?
*faint*
Yep, triplets. hehehehe
oh hell, go for broke, have quads . . . andrew and me (while i was still preggers with amelia) went to a baby/child expo, and saw a woman with eight, YES EIGHT kids under 5 - two sets of quads baby. gets it over and done with real quick!
You see, THAT is where wanting to experience a normal pregnancy (as in, a singleton pregnancy - assuming of course that that is the case) after a multiple pregnancy wasn't such a good idea ...
In my humble (and horrified)opinion.
Quads?
*goes pale*
2 sets?
*goes paler still*
Exactly what they said. You may as well hand the rest over now... it's only gonna get worse.
she is right . . . even your brother, who is allergic to any form of human waste, handled it with aplomb when your niece piddled down his suit pants, making a puddle on the floor, and dribbling lots of extra wee over the feet of one of his (female) postgrad students in the hallway of his office block.
apparently there was a nappy malfunction, and the little squirter managed to manoeuvre the liquid out one side of said nappy.
i mean, when your kids wee on your students, where is dignity to be found?
suck it up simonne, your dignity is dead in the water!!!
Ha! Hahahaha!!!!!
Ahem.
I mean ...
No, no. I Mean HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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