Heavens! Who knew there'd be an uproar? In which we release the name.

What if we change our minds? Wouldn't you prefer to not know for a bit than get used to a name and then have to get used to another? (Although having said that, the chances are slim that we'll change it simply because we're far too lazy to go trawling for names again. We didn't enjoy the trawling)

By reading on you have hereby forfeited your rights to complain if we do happen to change our minds. Or the name order. Or anything.

OK. Deep breath.

Introducing ...

Cuinn Lachlan.

Cuinn (the Gaelic form of Quinn, pronounced the same) means wisdom, so at least if he gets none from us, which is highly likely genetics being what they are, he'll have some somewhere, even if it's just in the meaning of his name.

Lachlan means warrior from the land of the lochs. Considering what this little guy has been through to be with us, it's perfect ... even if it's more warrior from the petri dish.

There you go.