Would someone give the guy a cigar?

Does anyone else feel like shaking the hand of the Judge who sentenced Paris Hilton to jail for 45 days?

The Hilton's Attorney isn't so happy though. He's "...shocked ...surprised and really disheartened ". Apparently the Judge's decision was "uncalled for, inappropriate and bordered on the ludicrous." Probably because his big fat fee for getting Paris off with a wee slap on the wrist isn't going to be forthcoming, and he probably won't be working for them again.

The Attorney claims that Paris has been "singled out because of who she is."

OR maybe, just maybe, it's because ... She. Broke. The. Law. Several times. You know, at a stretch.

Paris' mother thinks it's "pathetic and disgusting ...a joke." Sort of like her daughter's behaviour, I guess.

She got done for reckless driving after being nabbed driving while intoxicated.

She was sentenced to 36 months probation an alcohol education program, as well as being fined.

She didn't complete the alcohol education.

She also got nabbed a further two times driving on a suspended licence, on one occasion speeding with headlights off.

She then thumbed her nose at the Court by turning up late to the hearing. What did she think was going to happen?

What the Hiltons assumed would happen was that their money and power, and a few fake tears from Paris, would see her exempt from penalty.

What actually happened was that the Judge held her accountable for her actions.

Oops.