Note to self

If one is getting one's hair cut, one is best advised to either not place one's handbag down beside oneself throughout, or else, alternatively, to ensure when one places one's handbag down beside oneself, that it is zipped shut. Should one fail to observe either of these steps, one will find that one comes home with one's handbag full of chopped ginger hairs, and prior to one getting one's hair cut, one had quite a bit of hair. Now, one still has quite a bit of hair, it's just in one's blimmin handbag.